i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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