i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
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I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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