The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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