Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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