i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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