Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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