haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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