come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
vagina is talking i cant
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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