I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
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It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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