let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
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she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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