Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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