if i can run in heels then i can drive
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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