It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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