Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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