Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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