Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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