what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
