he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
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Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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