Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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