Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
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Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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