I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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