I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
we should paint friendship bongs
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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