i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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