just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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