you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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