does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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