it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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