Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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