I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
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Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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