I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
My dick has a subreddit
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?