I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
if only i could text you this smell
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Randomize
