You really coming over, don't trick.
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
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