Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  I didn't shave. On purpose

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (704): I didn't shave. On purpose http://tfl.nu/ll6a
  Replies (11) Good night (715) Bad night (1040)
• Favorite

  (720): View more from Colorado

  I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (720): I think id rather eat ped egg shavings. http://tfl.nu/okl6
  Replies (11) Good night (1456) Bad night (5432)
• Favorite

  (268): View more from Antigua/Barbuda-Carib

  she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (268): she thought don quixote was a type of tequila. http://tfl.nu/q3q2
  Replies (44) Good night (3803) Bad night (2465)
• Favorite

  (858): View more from California

  I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (858): I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume http://tfl.nu/37b5
  Replies (16) Good night (4745) Bad night (918)
• Favorite

  (949): View more from California

  I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (949): I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation. http://tfl.nu/8430
  Replies (23) Good night (5963) Bad night (763)
• Favorite

  (952): View more from Minnesota

  I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (952): I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants. http://tfl.nu/m7ij
  Replies (10) Good night (2483) Bad night (1319)
• Favorite

  (731): View more from Tennessee

  She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (731): She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club? http://tfl.nu/0go2
  Replies (13) Good night (1747) Bad night (578)
• Favorite

  (701): View more from North Dakota

  Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (701): Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year. http://tfl.nu/wvcz
  Replies (5) Good night (1116) Bad night (418)
• Favorite

  (720): View more from Colorado

  The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (720): The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby. http://tfl.nu/rm20
  Replies (3) Good night (974) Bad night (401)
• Favorite

  (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (902): Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that? http://tfl.nu/n34x
  Replies (0) Good night (532) Bad night (586)
• Favorite

  (917): View more from New York City

  Yea we just broke up

  (914): View more from New York

  so do we start sexting now or later?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (917): Yea we just broke up (914): so do we start sexting now or later? http://tfl.nu/8x1o
  Replies (12) Good night (1206) Bad night (435)
• Favorite

  (720): View more from Colorado

  I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (720): I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue http://tfl.nu/01f7
  Replies (3) Good night (426) Bad night (338)
• Favorite

  (770): View more from Georgia

  I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (770): I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos. http://tfl.nu/mg7r
  Replies (4) Good night (465) Bad night (724)
• Favorite

  (941): View more from Florida

  She looks like a beluga.

  (954): View more from Florida

  I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (941): She looks like a beluga. (954): I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched" http://tfl.nu/1qo8
  Replies (1) Good night (470) Bad night (402)
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start. http://tfl.nu/1iy9
  Replies (3) Good night (369) Bad night (559)

Randomize