Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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