Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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