i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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