Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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