You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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