Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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