put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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