mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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