Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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