At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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