That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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