I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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