I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
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You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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