and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
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