week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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