I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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