clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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