i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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