Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
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If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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