suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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