I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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