forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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